A student licked the bottom of his shoe.
I sent two kids into the hall.
I told a student I was sick of him and his behavior.
I wore too much eye liner on my right eye.
I made about a million spelling mistakes that were so lovingly pointed out by my students.
I missed a big ol' curl while straightening my herrr.
If at first you don't succeed,
Lay in bed and watch Chopped all night! :)