Thursday, June 07, 2012

Awkward and Awesome

  • Regina Spektor's seal sounds.  
  • The guy next to me at spinning.  Eighty years my prime.  Wiping his leg sweat with paper towel every 12.2 seconds.  
  • Also said man's shorts were 12.2 inches shorter than any short I've ever wore and 53 inches shorter than any short he should be wearing.  
  • The Asian nail salon man scolding me for biting my hangnail.  "You just clip. Much betta fo you."  To him I say, "not everyone carries nail clippers around mmmkay"
  • The quote on pinterest about whispering in panties.  I. hate. it. 
  • Monkeys.  I litterally hate monkeys.
  • Also, when you make monkey plural, why isn't it monkies??
  • The amount of times I have to go to the restroom while eating "raw".  One word. AWFUL. 
  • my toenail polish.  I hate hate HATE removing my toenail polish so I let it sit and fade and then it gets to this point and it'sawkward.  
  • the f words on pinterest.  I hate them.
  • the new running shoes I ordered yesterday!!! SOOOO beyond excited
  • the fact that I will be a 3rd grade teacher next year.
  • Going back to spinning! Loved it.
  • my new phone. Instagram!!! follow me @ amyjomama :)
  • the fact that this is my 200th blog post! Holla!
  • the country solo cup.. I love it.   Be honest you love it too.

1 comment:

  1. HA HA! Your "Awkward" made me laugh so much!
    And congrats about teaching next year! So exciting!!!