Awkward and Awesome

Awkward:

• Regina Spektor's seal sounds.  
• The guy next to me at spinning.  Eighty years my prime.  Wiping his leg sweat with paper towel every 12.2 seconds.  
• Also said man's shorts were 12.2 inches shorter than any short I've ever wore and 53 inches shorter than any short he should be wearing.  
• The Asian nail salon man scolding me for biting my hangnail.  "You just clip. Much betta fo you."  To him I say, "not everyone carries nail clippers around mmmkay"
• The quote on pinterest about whispering in panties.  I. hate. it. 
• Monkeys.  I litterally hate monkeys.
• Also, when you make monkey plural, why isn't it monkies??
• The amount of times I have to go to the restroom while eating "raw".  One word. AWFUL. 
• my toenail polish.  I hate hate HATE removing my toenail polish so I let it sit and fade and then it gets to this point and it'sawkward.  
• the f words on pinterest.  I hate them.

Awesome:

• the new running shoes I ordered yesterday!!! SOOOO beyond excited
• the fact that I will be a 3rd grade teacher next year.
• Going back to spinning! Loved it.
• my new phone. Instagram!!! follow me @ amyjomama :)
• the fact that this is my 200th blog post! Holla!
• the country song...red solo cup.. I love it.   Be honest you love it too.