Awkward and Awesome
Awkward:
- Sitting next to the girl in the international lounge who chews like a camel and blows her nose like a fog horn
- Realizing that a child I had always thought was a girl was actually a boy.
- Getting to campus to realize I was wearing different jeans than I thought I was resulting in an embarrassing floods situation
- The couple who thinks it is appropriate to practically make love in the writing lab.
- First graders who pass gas on the reading rug
- Reading English papers about the benefits of breast implants
- The reoccurring dream I have where I'm in class and the chairs are toilet seats and I use the bathroom in front of the whole class....it leaves me very distraught.
- Doing the full power climb in spinning today for the second time
- Playing ultimate frisbee
- Twizzle berry!
- Relief Society enrichment night
- A first grader telling me I have the biggest girl muscles ever
- Realizing that mostly a lot of awkward things happen to me
Now I'm going to bed. :)
I really did laugh right out loud at your awkward list. The dream in particular grabbed my attention as distinctly awkward.
ReplyDeleteLove it! You are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI am most pleased RS activity made awesome. I hope this is super true and that you didn';t just write that because you know I read your blog. ;)
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