awkWARD and aweSOME

Awkward:

• My encounters with my roommate. That's all I'm going to say.
• Going to the pool and having kids ask why you can't pee in the water.  
• A certain boy. Nuff said. 
• The customer service at Little Ceasars.  I went to pick up a donation today and seriously all three workers I talked to were sooo awkWARD. 
• My hair do's lately.  I need to give the locks a little more attention.  
• The new chat thing on Facebook. It's not exactly awkward but it's annoying.  That's for sure.  

Awesome:

• Going to Twizzleberry. Two nights in a row.
• Seeing a girl riding her bike with no hands.  I know a lot of people can do that.  But meanwhile she was riding with no hands, she took off her shirt.  Luckily she had a tank top on underneath otherwise this incident would probably be in the awkward category.  
• The conversations I've been having with the kids lately about my marital status 

         Kid: Miss Amy are you a women?

         Me:  Uh yes....

         Kid: Are you married?

         Me: Nope.

         Kid: Then you're not a women.  You become a women when you get married.

          Kid: Miss Amy are you married.

          Me: Nope.

          Kid: Do you dream of a family.

          Me: Uh yes. Someday I hope to have a family.

          Kid: Do you dream of a daughter and a son?

• Friday Night Lights on Netflix.  Srsly. FNL is bomb. 
• I asked a 7 year old if she had a boyfriend.  She told me that she does but she can't tell him that he's her boyfriend because then he won't like her anymore. I'm going to try this technique.